50 Things You Won’t Be Able to Unsee

Cats were created by Satan as a way to draw man’s attention away from dogs. They look cute and cuddly, but when you first bring them home, they’ll try to take over your abode. And do you think those dead birds it brings you are a gift? It’s making fun of you for lacking an innate hunting sense.

But we can’t deny their adorableness. Just look at this upside-down cat and its… bunny nose? And even then, the bunny looks like it’s ready to strike at any moment. Nice try, cat/bunny, but we’re onto you. There’s no way you’re going to switch our Cocoa Puffs with… other things.